A toast: because you deserve the best *clink*

There are the men I've loved
and there are the men who have loved me.
I wish I could introduce them to one another
I wish they'd meet somewhere in the middle.
and maybe bring me flowers--but maybe that's getting too greedy.
I guess I can pick the flowers myself.

To have your cake and eat it too--
sometimes you must bake it from a box yourself.
If you forget to add the eggs
don't be too hard on yourself.
getting right 2 out of the 3
ingredients required
are good odds