The CIA should hire poets for spies.

we're much more keen and stealth. After all, who ever recognizes a poet walking down the street?

Also, it'd be much less of a mess to clean up. People would have read the memos more closely so as to dissect all those complicated metaphors. Then we wouldn't have this whole water boarding scandal to deal with.

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The couple behind me has split up the newspaper into two parts. That way they can both skim for the important stuff. When one of them comes across something of interest, they read it out loud to the other. People in love must be more in touch with the world around them, and all its goings-ons. They don't know I'm listening in, too, so that I can keep writing my paper and get the latest news at the same time.